In a world where magic exists, spell-casting has become a serious addiction. It ruins lives, tears families apart, and eats away at the fabric of society. Those who cast too much are taken from our world, never to be heard from again. Porcelain dolls crawl through the alleys like rats, arcane scientists abduct people from the streets to use in their ungodly experiments, and everyone lives in fear of the aristocratic race of spider people who prey on citizens like vampires. Get it at amazon. I released 3 novels including Clusterfuck, the sequel to my cabin in the woods parody Apeshit, and new fan favorite Quicksand House , 1 novella, 1 short story collection, and five older books were reissued.
A total of 10 books! In , he was named one of the top 20 science-fiction writers under the age of 40 by The Guardian UK. Featured Titles. Mouse Trap A group of school children try to survive an alien invasion within an abandoned amusement park. Dark and pulpy. Neverday The story of what happens to society after everyone in the world gets trapped in a never-ending time loop.
Dark and dystopian. Stacking Doll The story of a man who falls in love with a Russian nesting doll. Dark and surreal.
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Parasite MIlk A travel show producer is infected with deadly sexually transmitted parasites after visiting a brothel on an alien planet. Body horror science-fiction comedy. The Big Meat A kaiju tribute novel that explores the surreal aftermath of a giant monster attack. Dark and gritty. Creepy and absurd. Exercise Bike The story of a man who transformed himself into a human exercise bike and the woman who is forced to ride him. Absurd body horror. Cute and disturbing. Bio Melt Within a toxic wasteland, six strangers find themselves trapped in an abandoned hotel, surrounded by a mysterious black ooze.
ClownFellas Six interconnected novellas revolving around the Bozo clown crime family Surreal and Pulpy. Dark humor. The Tick People In a city where people live like parasites on the back of a giant animal, a professional sadness-maker discovers that his soul mate is a hideous mutant.
Hungry Bug In a world where magic exists, spell-casting has become a serious addiction. Gritty and pulpy. Clusterfuck A bunch of douchebag frat boys get trapped in a cave with subterranean cannibal mutants and try to survive not by using their wits but by following the bro code. Comical and violent. Quicksand House Two children who have never met their parents before, even though they live in the same house with them, must fight for survival once their nursery becomes uninhabitable. Dark and Dystopian. Village of the Mermaids An eccentric doctor travels to an isolated village of carnivorous mermaids to investigate a new disease spreading through the herd of human livestock.
Cuddly Holocaust A tale of survival set in a world where most of the human race has been exterminated by vicious stuffed animals. Apocalyptic and brutal. Kill Ball A slasher thriller set in a city where everyone lives in plastic bubbles. Dystopian and surreal. Tumor Fruit Seven castaways stranded on a bizarre deserted island must go to extremes in order to survive. Surreal and disturbing. Absurd and dystopian. Armadillo Fists Set in a world where people drive mechanical dinosaurs instead of cars, a female boxer with armadillo hands is on the run from deranged mobsters. Pulpy and fun.
Light and satirical. Fantastic Orgy One novella plus four short stories. The Morbidly Obese Ninja A pound killing machine must go against his corporate employers in order to save a terminal child. Crab Town A bizarre bank heist set in a radioactive post-nuke ghetto. Dystopian and relevant. Apocalyptic, pulpy, and epic.
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Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland A Wonderland Book Award-winning novel about a three-armed man who finds himself in the middle of a war between a gang of road warrior werewolves and mutants from a dystopian version of McDonaldland. The Cannibals of Candyland A man finds himself imprisoned in an under ground world populated by child-eating mutants made of candy. Erotic and horrific. Want to Read Currently Reading Read.
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The Lecky Family, a group of ruthless Mongolian nomads, had made their way to America and were practicing their cannibalistic religion of Kala with reckless abandon. With time running out, can John McCormick and his posse of frontiersmen find and defeat this notorious foe? Find out in Belly Timber. When I was asked to write such a story, I was told that each and every story in the book would have to take place in or around the time, in , when the horror classic that I co-authored took place….
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Perhaps, for you, dear reader, some of the stories you will read in these pages will take their place as some of your very own favorites. Young ex-priest and vampire-killer William is drawn back to the West Virginian town that almost killed him, where his vampire arch-enemy Victor Rothenstein still stalks the earth.
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Here, we are introduced to Dekker Collins and the characters of Canvass Pass. Dekker has discovered their weakness, but can he keep the town safe, as the very tool he needs to give him an edge — DEMONEYE — may also destroy him in the process. Sly Franko was a man of the West, a forger of the wild frontier. Franko would ride into town on a blazing saddle, find the closest saloon to wet the whistle, belly up to a good card game, and find him a hot-loving hussy to get his cowpoke on with.
Yes, Franko quickly earned the nickname of The Tailsman and it would be an accurate statement to say he always seemed to find some tail on the trail wherever he would roam. In Episode No. Can Sly and his buddies save the town and still get back to the Parlor of Pleasure in time for a game of cards and some gentlemanly fun? For mature readers only.